the pirate queen

oggi che uscivo un'ora prima il treno ha...

grazie, Silvio.

“cazzo, è domani!”
— Tutti su Compleanno di un...

“l’uomo non smette di giocare perché invecchia, ma...”

piante grasse~

Prof. Scienze: Quali piante che vivono nel predeserto, oltre ai cactus, hanno un vacuolo enorme? Pensate a me!
Marta: ...Le piante carnivore!
Prof. Scienze: E che io ti sembro una pianta carnivora, Marta? :°D
Tutti: X°D

“Il ghiaccio sarà anche sottile, Diego, ma riesce a reggere...”
— Sid (Ice Age 2)

“Buffon non sarà un ottimo portiere per questo millennio, ma...”
— Aldo Spinelli (presidente AS...

Pawahaha! *_* (guardate morning-side e capirete perché...

“Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.”
— Bob Dylan (via...

Listen

Shinon: You've been running around camp with that silly grin plastered on your face, but I can tell all the fighting's wearing you down. I can't help you get a good night's sleep, or make you eat your vegetables, but I can see that you're using a decent bow.
Rolf: Shinon...
Shinon: I don't know why we're fighting this stinkin' war, but I ain't about to die like a dog. And I know you're too young to be pushing up daisies.
Rolf: But I...
Shinon: What's your problem, kid?
Rolf: I can't possibly pay you back for it! A great bow like this... what can I do? You taught me how to shoot a bow. How to make a bow. And that's not all! You've given me so much, and yet there's nothing I can do to pay you back for it.
Shinon: Of all the stupid...
Rolf: Ouch!
Shinon: Quit whining at me!
Rolf: Oww! You didn't have to hit me with that bow!
Shinon: Did I ever ask you to pay me back? Did I ever tell you my help had any strings attached?No! Kids should be kids and just learn from their elders!
Rolf: But--
Shinon: If you want to pay me back, then be better than me! Doesn't matter if it's at using a bow or making one. Just do it better. Then I can point at you and tell people "That's the best student I ever had."
Rolf: Shinon...
Shinon: I look after you because you have talent. I like watching you, kid. I like watching you shoot better every single day, you know? But if someone sticks an arrow in your eye, I ain't gonna have any way to pass the time. So stay sharp! You hear?
Rolf: ...Fine. Thanks, master. I'll do my best to surpass you. I swear!
Shinon: "Master"? I think I like the sound of that. Keep listening to me and you'll be all right.

fru: ooh
fru: facciamoci un gruppo figo
fru: che non sia "i pirati" grazie
berta: le tiranne *cancella* il tiranno e il pirata *riot
fru: ma è lungo :l
berta: umm
berta: allora solo i pirati *riot

McGee: Abbi cura di te, Tony. E non cadere in mare.
Dinozzo: Se non ci casco mi ci butto!!!